If you accept admission to one of the other seven Ivies, you are legally, contracturally, and morally bound to bash Harvard at every available opportunity. As I am actually now on the Harvard campus, with some Dartmouth/other Ivy/Stanford and similar students, the bashing has begun in earnest.
Samples:
We have to walk for TWENTY MINUTES TO GET TO CLASS? Who built this place? It's too spread out! They obviously don't have a land grant.
230 people in a class? Nice professor to student ratio. I bet they have TAs. How ghetto. I refuse to be taught by a person without a Ph.D.
Oh God. The food. SUCKS. I bet they don't even use free-range eggs.
(Please note that the food does actually suck, DRAMATICALLY, and the only thing that I ate for dinner was some salad and a brownie. Which is like two food groups people, so shut it.)
That guy was SUCH AN ASSHOLE. I know. He must actually go here. It's the rule.
Um, who has swipe cards? So 90s. We have proximity RFIDs, bitches!
Oh damn...they have plasma TVs too. But look! The piano, like, isn't even a Steinway! Seriously.
Unfortunately, at the end of the day, they are still Harvard. Fuckers.
Could be worse though. I think the Yalies automatically self-destructed after stepping on campus.
//Big Green KICKS YOUR ASS, CRIMSON
///Dartmoose FTW
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you forgot to mention the whole password process that took you about FIVE HOURS!! and we still use keys to open doors and crap *tear* but then again, we aren't an ivy so it's all good!
2 food groups? i guess vegetables and... milk? that's in brownies, i guess... :-) down with harvard!
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