Monday, March 10, 2008

I am so studying

From a Fark thread on Starbucks:

I am a hipster douche bag, so I enjoy overpriced snobbish coffee.

However, being a hipster, I am thus a democrat and I hate evil corporations like Starbucks.

Thus whenever I walk by one i disappear into a self-contained paradox.

5 comments:

said...

I want to disappear into a self contained paradox. NO TESTS!! YAY!

Unknown said...

THAT IS SO ME.

or WAS, at least. i have now given into the fangirlism. i am now a proud starbucks fangirl.

said...

FOR SHAME!! they steal your money at Starbucks!! (note: we do not have a starbucks near me...perhaps i am bitter?)

Unknown said...

/new starbucks on campus this year

Sazarini said...

but but, it's so sad, the starbucks near us is only open until 10. laaame. we only REALLY need the coffee from like 2 am on, anyway...they should get with the program.