We sat around brainstorming excuses. Not "the printer ate my homework and my hard drive crashed and I have mono"-level excuses. Real ones, that stop professors flat and leave them speechless, but in an extension-granting mood.
We settled on "I'm so sorry my paper is late, but my brother came out to my religious parents and I had to go home to do damage control."
This narrowly beat out "My sister had an abortion and there were complications."
Of course, we could have done our work instead.
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AGH!! i check your blog WAY TOO MUCH!! i closed out of it, opened a new tab, AND OPENED IT AGAIN!! aka you need to update every 3 seconds
and i really don't want to take a shower bc then i'll have to do work :( which is why i keep checking your blog, i think
hmm, that's a really good excuse. :D except, if you use it you'd have to be careful to shape your future excuses around it, so you don't step on your own toes later...
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