From: Safety and Security
To: caffeinegirl
Subject: Call mom
Caffeinegirl,
Your Mother called and said that she has been unable to reach you on your cell phone. It is not an emergency but she would like you to call her at 203-253-2044.
Thank you
Officer Converse
NO! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!! Can they even DO that?
Apparently they can. And, if you aren't answering your cell phone, because you neglected to realize that the battery is dead, AND if you are currently loaning your computer to a friend because his hard drive committed suicide last night and you're a nice person like that...you don't get the email right away.
SO THEY COME LOOKING FOR YOU.
And of course when they come looking for you and FIND you, in your room of all places, doing suspicious activities like CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK, you are wearing....your Hello Kitty pajamas.
Nice.
2 comments:
wow...your mother was desperate! was it important??
woooow, (s)he must have been a dedicated officer person to have come looking for you for something like you not calling your mom back.
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