why did you teach them to pull my hair and laugh and know my name, let babies be born whose only destiny is to die, pretend to give us twice the joy when you were just setting us up for twice the pain? are you punishing someone? or are you just a bastard?
why did you build such a beautiful campus if you intended for us to be locked in the stacks for the rest of our lives? why do i even bother to tell the prospies about extracurricular activities? who invented a gpa?
why endow us with sense, reason, and intellect if there is such overwhelming evidence that you intended us to forgo their use?
why do you play with dice?
why are there no capital letters in this?
why not?