Monday, August 30, 2010

Good morning internet

Remember me?

I have this insane urge to post things all over you, like people's real names and photos and my creepy stalking stories of them.

This is a bad idea.

But if we can all use our imaginations here, let's pretend I posted a link to a lawyer's profile on a Very Important Law Firm's web site.  Because I would like you to imagine that this lawyer?  She's a total baller.  I'm terrified of her to the point that my speech centers can shut down in her presence, but she's still pretty fucking awesome.

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