Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Nature's Cruel Joke

If you are friends with a gay man, such as the aforementioned Everyone's All-Purpose Gay Boyfriends, he will introduce you to his friends. Who are, for the most part, charming, funny, well-groomed, semi-outrageous, sensitive, extremely attractive, fun-to-be-around people.

But they are also charming, funny, well-groomed, semi-outrageous, sensitive, extremely attractive, fun-to-be-around MEN who are simply NEVER going to be interested in YOU.

Stupid biology.

5 comments:

Sayuri said...

HA! i beat leina to a comment for maybe the first time ever!

Leina said...

BITCH! but at least I'm at home! MUHAHAHA! anyway, yes, it's true...THEY'RE ALL GAY AND IT'S TRAGIC!!

Leina said...

It's also bad when you THINK a guy is gay but it turns out he's straight and you're not interested in him and never will be. Because, if you're me, you act differently around gay men and yea....

Sadie said...

hiya! welcome to my life!
or worse still, when Astoundingly Not Gay Manwhore decides to have MORALS and REFUSES TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

leina said...

those are the worst kind of men...the ones who just DECIDE OUT OF NOWHERE to have morals