Friday, August 31, 2007

Things that Have Been Known To Bother Me, Part LXVII

1. When you're trying to remove the lid from a cup of Jello and rip off the little foil tab instead, requiring you to stab the Jello with a fork in a strawberry-bloody kind of way.

2. Biting into a stale Oreo.

3. Having inexplicable dreams involving your former high school math teacher wearing fetish heels.

4. Lacking some kind of method to bleach your brain of the aforementioned imagery.

5. When your parents threaten to kick you out of the house because you won't look at your grades, and your bank balance is $26.41, so this isn't going to go well.

Yeah.

4 comments:

Leina said...

1. that would only happen to you
4. I understand...NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I NEVER SAW MY SAT SCORES???

Abby said...

...now i want to know which math teacher this was.

caffeinegirl said...

Trust me, YOU DON'T want to know.

THE MENTAL IMAGERY. MY BRAIN!

Sayuri said...

Is it the calc one or the stat one? Either would be pretty bizarre.