Monday, January 14, 2008

From this shockingly accurate description of college majors:

"PHILOSOPHY: Basically, this involves sitting in a room and deciding there is no such thing as reality and then going to lunch. You should major in philosophy if you plan to take a lot of drugs."

Apparently, no one forwarded this to my professor. He's actually quite good, in that he totally breaks my brain and causes me to have an existential crisis after every class, but he also likes to assign 275 pages of reading in a night and hands out papers like they're going out of style.

I am, of course, supposed to be writing a paper AT THIS VERY SECOND.

/click the link and read the English one
//REPUBLIC OF IRELAND

7 comments:

Steph said...

according to this, you should be an english major... hahahaha.

Leina said...

my aunt majored in philosophy and is now a lawyer!

Leina said...

and i should major in psychology!! i like rats :D

Sayuri said...

this thing is biased against computer scientists! computer science doesn't end in the nifty endings mentioned :(

Sadie said...

what about theatre?

Sadie said...

additionally:

The same is true of chemistry: if you write in your exam book that carbon and hydrogen combine to form oak, your professor will flunk you.

i did not read the word flunk correctly.

caffeinegirl said...

Freud much, Sadie? :D