Tuesday, January 29, 2008

This lecture is totally worth $200 an hour

Background: Prof went to MIT

"Now, to put North Korea's nuclear capability in perspective, let's examine a theoretical detonation on a major U.S. city. *Pulls up map* Who should we nuke? Ooooh! Let's nuke Harvard! Ok, so nuked. *outlines radius of destruction* Not really a big effect, huh. I mean, yeah, Harvard's gone, and some of Cambridge is gone. Boston's totally fine. Is MIT ok? *Peers at map* Yup, outside the blast zone. Whew. Oh wait...fallout. Oh, and fire. Yeah, MIT's totally on fire. Screw that."

6 comments:

Leina said...

I like your profs

caffeinegirl said...

This one is giving a midterm on thursday THAT IS GOING TO KILL ME, but I like her enough to forgive her :D

Sayuri said...

what class is this for??

Steph said...

just so you know...it was someone's birthday on sunday, and i made a large 10-inch diameter chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich. the ice cream had peanut butter cups and fudge swirls.

i think i win.

Leina said...

THAT SOUNDS SO DELICIOUS!! STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD I SHOULDN'T BE EATING!

Sadie said...

thaaaaaats incredible