Sunday, May 20, 2007

Unfair standards

If we have a group of attractive women who have...imbibed JUST A BIT of liquor, at least two of them will probably, at some point during the evening, make out. This provides excellent photo opportunities, not only of the luscious-lip-locking ladies BUT ALSO of the expressions of any men who happen to be around. Priceless. (No, I can't post the photos, they'll kill me.)

Unfortunately, this situation is rarely reversed. Intoxicated men only want to, rather predictably, make out with women. Which they want to do all the time when they're sober anyway, so WHAT'S THE DAMN POINT? Can't the girls get something interesting to watch here?

I WANT A SHOW, DAMMIT.

3 comments:

leina said...

tragic...

Anonymous said...

if you want it that much, find me a guy to make out with. make sure he's straight, though -- i don't want to confuse anyone.

TAR said...

Dude, please... #1 as if you would do it and #2 we're already confused as hell anyway...besides, we don't peddle that "free love" shit around here...lmfao...